Dildo Review – Ogre by Pleasure Forge

Introducing the Ogre

Our latest review takes us back to Pleasure Forge to take a look at their Ogre model. We scored one in large—shocker I know—in a recent inventory drop and decided to review it, but not before it spent a while in the photo box.

If Ogre looks thick and chonky it’s only because it is. Ours clocks in at 10 inches around at the thickest part. That’s slightly bigger than the listed value of 9.4 inches, but these things can acquire some variance over time. We for one, won’t complain about bonus girth, but it may be something to keep in mind when ordering if you’re right up against your limits at a particular size, and it did lead to some confusion when we were using it to help us size up to Ceela, as with the variance they’re the same girth. I did talk to Pleasure Forge and this condition isn’t exactly permanent so expect an update to this review if/when that changes. That does however mean we now have 4 members of the 10 inch club and that gives us some real variety in stretching play. We’ve gone a little long in the introduction, so lets get to the meat and taters.

Aesthetics

To say we were enthusiastic about the pour is an understatement to say the least. It must be said that when drop shopping it would be a mistake to click on something you weren’t over the moon for—at least we think so. However, this pour just really speaks to us and is one of our favorites out of our collection. The overall design seems very chodey, so if that’s your thing you’ve got a winner here. On the … back?, I’m having trouble giving this thing ‘sides’ really, it seems you could easily use it in any orientation. Let’s just call it the side without balls…side and on it you have the coronal ridge followed by a couple secondary ridges of foreskin and covered up and down with some raised bumps. Down the front you have the head with a double piercings texture followed by a smooth but slight swell. Just as you hit bottom you’ll come by a feature I guess you could call a medial ring. That’s what we’d call it if this were an equine dildo anyway, but anyway it’s a raised ring and it terminates the usable portion of the toy. The base is a shaft+balls configuration, simple and effective. While there’s a mild swell here Ogre maintains most of its size all the way down.

sizing

Given that Ogre spends most of its time at its max or close to its max size, Pleasure Forge has elected to give it just a single girth sizing which I mentioned above. Due to that, I won’t be including the chart that I normally do because we’re working with relatively few numbers here. Ogre has 6.7 inches usable length and 9.4 inches circumference or 2.95 inches diameter, given caveats mentioned in the introduction. That’s a D-Score of 4. Yes, 4. At least at large anyway. Wanna see a magic trick? Wanna see a prime example of why we came up with D-score? I’m practically giddy. Large toys are where tiny bumps to circumference can make huge impacts in felt girth.

So, for those of you who are new, we derived D-score as a way to measure cross-sectional area of a toy vs. the median sized human penis. So if you read that 4 above and didn’t know what that meant, it meant 4 penises worth of girth. I wanted to reiterate that extra in this review because this effect is magnified tremendously at larger sizes. So we’re getting .6 extra inches out of the circumference from the official measurements due to mold variance yeah? How much do you think that translates to in diameter? Well I’ll tell you, we go from 2.95 inches, to 3.18 inches. If that still seems small, consider that it raises the D-Score from 4 to 4.7! You’ve gained the fair portion of another dick.

Geometric Scaling. Large Toys. FUCK. This is a big boy any way you slice it—please don’t slice it. So again I’ll say, be mindful of your own limits when picking sizes on toys that get large, not just Ogre.

HOW IT PLays

So as we just established, Ogre doesn’t vary in size much for the majority of the shaft. We talked about the textured areas and the plentiful smooth parts. So what is Ogre good at? I hinted at it by calling it chodey earlier, but Ogre is very nice for generating a nice uniform full feeling. The head is far from pointed and is on the gentler side of the cervix smashing curve.

Ogre is a nice toy to grind on or squat onto. The balls provide just enough extra stability to keep it upright. At the large size you’re dealing with a fair amount of weight though, 2lbs 7oz or 1104 grams to be precise, so keep that in mind if you’re a self-powered thruster. On that note, smaller sizes will obviously weigh less and the shape means it’s just fine as a thrusting dildo. We got large, so naturally we’re using it for the stretch and the grind and the size play, but there’s no large texture or knot or feature that prohibits Ogre from thrusting and it’s good at that too. Balls on the end mean anal safe, so no worries there, but ours is just way too big for having played that way with it.

We sometimes forget to include in reviews whether a dildo got the job done, sorry! You can be assured however that if anything -didn’t- we’d be very loud about it, but we’re trying to be more consistent about squeezing that in there. Ogre definitely got the job done. At Large we needed a warm-up toy but once it was in and gliding it made short work of Emily. Pressure is boss.

Value

There’s a reason Pleasure Forge products make up such a large portion of our personal collection. High value. The Ogre in Large is a whole lot of silicone for 100 bucks. I think I was imagining this would be a longer section for some reason but, I mean no there it is. Roughly 2 and a half pounds of quality silicone dick for a 100 bucks (US) is a steal. I could seriously just copy paste that sentence for the conclusion, so I think I’ll just leave it at that. Highly recommend. Until next time!

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