Dildo Review – Ceela by Strange Bedfellas

Introducing ceela

Ceela is a body safe 100% platinum cure silicone fantasy dildo made in the United States by Strange Bedfellas, an independent fantasy sex toy company based in Texas. That was a mouth-full. Ceela comes in 4 sizes; small, medium, large, and noble (XL). There are 3 firmness levels available as well; 00-30, 00-50, and 10A shore ratings. If you are buying from inventory it is very likely that the larger toys will be made in 00-30 shore and nobles are only in 00-30. That brings us to the Ceela we are reviewing today, a noble in 00-30 with a white/aqua/blue/rose coloration. This will be a vaginal only review. Noble Ceela is far too large for either of us to use anally.

Characteristics

Ceela’s basic shape is what we’d call a ‘locking swell’ toy. The angles of attack aren’t quite knot territory, but the taper towards the main girth in the middle and the tapering back down definitely has enough slope to lock it in place once you’ve crested it. Ceela’s girth is deceptive. Notably, at 10 centimetres around it is just 0.25 centimetres in circumference away from a tie with large Apollo, our girthiest usable toy to date(our XXL Illithid is technically larger, but with so much length there’s no way we could ever hit the actual largest area). Every time I hold Ceela it just doesn’t look as imposing as the specs say it does. Our tape measure confirms this is some sort of optical illusion, some sort of wicked trick by Ceela to lull you into an arrogant sense of security and bravado. As you crest Ceela the heretofore gentle texturing gives way to an aggressively textured lower shaft. The base is a nice surprise too. Though we haven’t quite gotten there yet, it looks like it would flirt with your anus if you were to hilt Ceela via a small hook like feature protruding from the base—though I’m pretty sure that whole area is classified as not usable. The base itself is smaller and sturdier than I thought it would be. Usually toys of this size have humongous bases. When I first saw noble Ceela, knowing it was in 00-30 shore silicone, I thought there was no way it would stand up on its own but it sure showed me. Noble Ceela stands tall and proud. That contributes partially to Ceela’s lower than expected weight, ours is 871 grams. Ceela also has a pleasant-to-touch matte finish.

measurements and other sizes

Size charts are a staple of our reviews, and especially when a toy we’re reviewing comes in many sizes. While we take this fairly common fantasy toy genre feature for granted, it should be reiterated that getting the same shape scaled to many different sizes isn’t so common in mainstream offerings. Sometimes they’ll be generous and give you two sizes. Without further ado, the size chart.

SizesUsable LengthHead DiameterSwell DiameterBase DiameterD-Score (Swell)
Small4″1.1″1.7″2.7″1.4
Medium4.75″1.5″2.1″3.3″2.1
Large6.5″2″2.6″4″3.2
Noble7.5″2.5″3″5″4.2

Quick Reminder: D-score is a measurement that essentially gives us the number of median sized dicks to equal the girth of a toy. You can read D-Score more easily as “This is how many dicks this is worth in girth”. So a D-Score of 2.5 would be 2 and a half dicks of girth, to make it simple.

How it played

Ceela is a stretch session toy for sure, and that’s how we attacked it. We grabbed our thickest oil based lubes for this one—The Butters line-up. It had been a long time since Emily had tried her toughest size challenges, and Ceela attacked her hubris in a stunning defeat on the first night. Emily could sense the oncoming increase in size and wanted for it badly but was unsuccessful in getting in more than a handful of inches to go in. Clearly, just a vat of our best lube and gusto wasn’t going to work for Ceela. Ceela demanded more respect than that.

The next night there was a rematch, and Emily came fully armed. Magic Wand in one hand, Ceela in the other, followed by a procession of other toys and her trusty side-kick—yours truly—to accompany her to battle. Vibrators always help Emily accommodate more size, but between operating the rather large Magic Wand and the 871 grams that is Ceela, she needed extra hands. That’s where I came in. A proper stretch session, by the end Emily was delightfully sore, but over the course of 30 minutes she managed to crest Ceela. Still she was unsatisfied with her win. The orgasms were powerful and though technically Emily’s the victory still seemed like Ceela’s. The overall score was still tied, and although she crested Ceela it was only just. There was still some visible length of smooth shaft left and that was intolerable. Emily wanted a more convincing victory.

There will be more rounds with Ceela in the future, and given her history with Apollo, I imagine that Emily is going to settle for nothing less than a definitive win streak.

Conclusion

Did you notice a lack of caveats and qualifiers? Yeah, so did we. Ceela’s design is flawless for a locking-swell style dildo. The only learning curve here will be just how ready you are for Ceela’s curves. Noble sized Ceela from an inventory drop set us back $120 US. Given the 4 color marble we managed to snag and the size, that’s very competitively priced. This toy is high quality, high value, and has a well thought out design. Ceela is effective at what it does. At smaller sizes we could see Ceela pulling more general duty but we don’t think it’s a good idea sizing down just to get a little more utility out of Ceela when it is so fit for purpose. Get the largest Ceela you think you can handle, or maybe one that represents a new level of challenge. Ceela offers best-in-class size play. To get a little Trek, stretching you to your limit is Ceela’s first best destiny, anything else would be a waste of material.

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